Bar Star

We went to the bar on Saturday night-
It was loud and crowded and smokey.
The beer was cold- the food was good-
But I was there for the Karaoke!

I know there are those of you who think
that this singing is a little bit hokey-
That you'd never get up on a lighted stage
and belt out some Karaoke.

Cuz...
I didn't think I'd ever be one
to get up and sing Karaoke-
But when they came along with the mic
I jumped up and said-
"Okie-dokie!"

I really can't sing or carry a tune
And most people just wanna choke me-
But I'm not here for the food or the beer-
I'm here
for the Karaoke!