because I'm starting to look like a pregnant cow-
my face is fat-
my waist is broad-
So it's time to change this ugly bod!
But yet, here comes the pumpkin pie
that catches my nose and diverts my eye
and all the stuff
that just aint cool-
is making me drool!
Just one bite? It just won't work.
My appetite just goes berserk
till before I know it
I've consumed
the contents of the dining room!
I wish I was a grizzly bear
that could eat and eat without a care
And hibernate all winter long-
And come out later
all lean and strong!
But, alas, I must begin this thing
that causes me such grievous pain
and start to just look away
when fattening things
all come my way.
I must have faith-
because if I fail-
My sister will be a skinny rail
that enters the room and others "woo"-
...and when I come in
they'll just say "Moo!"
