because I'm starting to look like a pregnant cow-
my face is fat-
my waist is broad-
So it's time to change this ugly bod!
But yet, here comes the pumpkin pie
that catches my nose and diverts my eye
and all the stuff
that just aint cool-
is making me drool!
Just one bite? It just won't work.
My appetite just goes berserk
till before I know it
I've consumed
the contents of the dining room!
I wish I was a grizzly bear
that could eat and eat without a care
And hibernate all winter long-
And come out later
all lean and strong!
But, alas, I must begin this thing
that causes me such grievous pain
and start to just look away
when fattening things
all come my way.
I must have faith-
because if I fail-
My sister will be a skinny rail
that enters the room and others "woo"-
...and when I come in
they'll just say "Moo!"
2 comments:
You must be talking bout your sister Tina....sure ain't me! Yes, I have lost some weight but I am not even near goal! I have just lost the amount of weight I gained over labor day weekend plus about 5 more!
Losing weight is hard and those of you who have never had to watch your weight don't know what we are talking about! Just one clelebration can make that scale creep all he way back up to that starting number and then we are back to square one...and we start all over again.
SO here comes the creeping of the scale...first it was Halloween, now Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years.....is there hope for us between Christmas and Easter? Surely is as Easter is on April 4th this comining year!
We can do it! Course we said that for almost the entire year but WE CAN!
You can love me as a cow or love me as a rail....just as long as ya love me!
Well, Rae, if there is a Hippo sound, tell me!! That would be the sound when I waddle into the room! I guess that I am WEAK, don't know, but know that I have lost and gained 4000# in my lifetime~!! Loved your poem!!
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